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A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
The area of an albino's body that is protected from the sun by pubic or other body hair.
When Aloysius went out in the summer for the first time, he turned beet red everywhere except for his Dakota Garden.
A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.
“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.
That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.