To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed
Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!
What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".
Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!
It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?
Me: A coconut?
A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.
My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.
A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend
Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?