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Hairy Jacky Danny

Hairy vigina

My girlfriend has a Hairy Jacky Danny

by Bouncermassive August 26, 2016


Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

by littlestar714 December 09, 2011


Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥

Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?

by EpicFireLess November 08, 2021


hairy num num

A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.

My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.

by Bigbilly October 14, 2013


Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009


polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.

"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

by ForceGrip86 April 21, 2011


Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

by Minty February 15, 2017