What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".
Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!
A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?
Me: A coconut?
A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.
My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.
A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend
Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy
Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.