Halo-less Fan

- A person who is an avid fan of the Halo series who often fantasizes about playing halo, that accidently wrecked his/her Xbox/Xbox 360 as a result of overly excessive playing of Halo, leaving them suddenly "Halo-less" for long periods of time. Being a "Halo-less Fan" can often result in depression if not treated. Known symptoms of "Halo-less Fan" syndrome are: excessive boredom, asking anyone who owns an Xbox/Xbox 360 if they own any of the halo games and if so, if they can play it.

Person 1: "Man... John has been being a Halo-less Fan lately, he keeps asking me if he can come over to my place and play Halo reach".

Person 2: "Did you know that the only way to cure a Halo-less fan is to get them a Xbox 360"?

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Halo reach around

A halo reach around is where you give someone a reach around while choking them with a halo that way they orgasm super awesome,its like auto erotic asphyxiation minus the likelyhood of death.

If you want a halo reach around that'll be 50$.

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halo n00b

Someone who plays halo or halo 2, the 2 worst games of all time, and doesn't play Counter-Strike, the l33test game of all time.

Yeah, John's a halo n00b, but i just showed him CS and he loved it.

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halo 4

technically impossible, since halo is a TRILOGY, and therefore, can only have 3 games, within one cannon of events, within a period of time

noob:Dude, halo 4 just came out
Not noob: trilogy dude, get it right.
noob: oh
not noob: wait, was your credit card detalis stolen?
noob: uh, i did tell them...
not noob: AH SHITTY!

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playing Halo

1. To hang out under the pretense of playing a popular video game for the purpose of making out or having passionate, lascivious sex.

2. A euphemism for a furtive romance, usually one centered around hot and dirty sex.

3. A common misspelling of Killing Aliens.

"The two of us cannot join your jovialities, as we are already scheduled to play Halo this evening."

"Where are Matthew and Melissa?" "They're playing Halo."

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Halo Goggles

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.

Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!

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halo 2.5

that one thing they say will come out for xbox 2. it better not suck as much as 2.
halo 2 that is.

its halo 2.5 wtf do i need an example?!

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