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Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

by The Cow That Went Poof July 26, 2013


Happy Otter

The pure bliss and fulfillment that comes with success, or a person who experiences this bliss. Comes from the fact that, always swimming and killing, otters can't help but be happy.

After the presentation, James emanated "Happy Otter." I knew things had gone well.

When Nate's jump shot starts falling, he is happy otter without fail.

by kevin12dr January 13, 2011


happy chain

A chain to which a new link is added daily, and onto each link the happiest part of the day is written upon in any form at all. Fragments, sentences, pictures, doodles, whatever.

Look back on it. It reminds you of the happy memories you've had. It's marvelous.

Last Tuesday made for the most explosive happy chain link ever!

by The Society for the Prevention of Boredom February 09, 2008


happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by The Strut October 11, 2004


happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

by rathsangatas drink December 07, 2004


Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

by Falafelfield December 22, 2005


Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

by Winner :) December 05, 2010