happy birthday

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

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Happy Cow

The coolest toy ever! You must get your hands on one and play with it or else it will force you into slavery and you will become addicted with no way to stop the addiction until you die!

Person 1: Hey did u see the ad for that lame old Happy Cow toy?
Person 2: Yeah, How lame...
Person 1: Holy SHIT! WTF IS THAT THING!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Happy Cow: Must...Always...Play.......... >:D

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Happy Otter

The pure bliss and fulfillment that comes with success, or a person who experiences this bliss. Comes from the fact that, always swimming and killing, otters can't help but be happy.

After the presentation, James emanated "Happy Otter." I knew things had gone well.

When Nate's jump shot starts falling, he is happy otter without fail.

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happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

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happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

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Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

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Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

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