Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

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what the hell are you doing here

This isn't even a word..

what the hell are you doing here this isn't even a wor

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

A meme from a game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting

A: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
B: IDK Lol why?

do I have to put something here?

A phrase used by some UrbanDicionary.com contributors who have too much sense to supply any overtly identifying information.

The answer to this phrase is, yes. UrbanDictionary won't let us leave the name empty any more. So go ahead and put "do I have to put something here?"

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Yo Pierre wanna come out here?

Pierre Bourne's tag.

Yo Pierre wanna come out here?
*SKWEEEEP*

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I’m here for a good time not a long time

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.

*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

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I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

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