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A disgusting den of rape and sodomy
Hank's cherry home made me want to throw up
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an adjective describing a friend who fails to attend or participate in an 'essential' social activity... such as eating drugs or showing up at the club.
causes may include, but are not limited to:
falling asleep, staying home with the boyfriend/girlfriend, deciding to sober up, doing work, or ,god forbid, watching TV.
"where's sarah? I thought she was gonna come out tonight"
"nope...she's being rest home again.
or
"it's time for more drugs! no is not an answer... don't be so fucking rest home!"
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A store that sells home improvement equipment. The biggest tool of them all. Also can be considered a person by the name of schooley....
Sarah you going to Home Depot!
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noun;a very large crank, an unusually large penis or member found on a male
"Why Mr. Moore I can't take all of that. My gosh it's a Homewrecker!"
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Not everyone's got a dog (homeDOG), but everybody's got a bucket! It's like homedog...but with irony!
"What up home bucket!!"
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A woman who cannot accept that her children aren't children anymore. She refuses to get a job, hobby, social life, or anything that might define herself apart from her role as "mom." She is up her teenage or adult children's assess 24/7, throwing tantrums when she doesn't get the attention or praise she expects, and wonders why her kids leave the room when she arrives, move out of town when they grow up, and rarely call.
"I hate my home. My mom is always there, screaming at me for spilling milk or not having the right tone of voice."
"Don't you at least have some times when she's not home? Doesn't she work or anything?"
"No, she's a home maker."
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