noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away
I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.
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to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape
your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it
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Something people in band say after saying some weird shit
I like men, it's a band thing
Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....
The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"
"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or ๐
ฑ๏ธ. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor ๐
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
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When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers
Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers