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The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.
A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.
Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.
your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.
damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.
phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y
She got some kitty cakes !
Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”
Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”
A delicious treat that I go to family dollar everyday afterschool to get
Zebra cake is the best thing in earth
A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"