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A used by rude, "me first", and backstabbing people to convince others how nice they're supposed to be.
Someone who's generally the opposite of what they're trying to sell themselves as. A phony.
"What's wrong with you, can't you see how Minnesota NICE we are?"
That cunt slipped her way to the front of the line, in true Minnesota Nice fashion.
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nice hair is widely known as a complement towards a hairstyle. usually used to respond to questions.
mother: son, can you take out the trash please?
son: nice hair.
or
son: dad, look at that man's hair!
father: nice hair, he's a balding faggot son.
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In the sport of disc golf when a player makes a nice shot at the basket other players in the group may say "nice up". Basically it means nice shot. Note this is note said for a nice drive, just approach shots.
I was hundreds of feet from the basket, i hurled my disc and nailed it! Joe slapped me five and said "nice up!"
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A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
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A tattoo on the left ass cheek of a voluptuous, huge-assed woman named Agnes.
"Isn't that Nice Ass well designed?"
"Look at the Nice Ass on that nice ass! Isn't it breathtaking?"
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The pansy that has been raised to treat women with "respect" and "dignity" and feels obliged that the woman owes him a relationship in return. Most likely the girl will say, "You're a nice guy, etc..." and he will be relegated to puppy love flirting and countless hours of masturbation using his tears as lubrication. He will then become so pissed off, he will rant about how women don't see him for what he is and that all us bad boys get the women. Ultimately the nice guy will try to become a "bad boy" himself but just be made a fool of himself by girls that see him attempting to hide his insecurites, forcing him to revert back to his nice guy ways and the cycle starts all over again.
Hot Latina Chick - John is such a nice guy! He sees me for who I am and is always there for me!
Bad Boy - Would you fuck him?
Hot Latina Chick - Oh, God no! This is all yours.
Grow some balls, nice guys! Don't put the pussy on a pedastal!
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