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Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend
Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"
When you beat your dick with hot sauce.
"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."
What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.
The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone