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Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 05, 2022


Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018


jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 17, 2013


Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 06, 2011


struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.

1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.

by Ottis Maximus January 29, 2016


jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg January 28, 2012


Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011