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someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."
When you beat your dick with hot sauce.
"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."
When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
The act of jerking the slim jim.
"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"
When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.
I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.
switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going