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jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014


river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. June 2, 2011


Jockeying

When your wrap your legs around a women's waist from behind her, lick up her neck, and slowly shove your tongue down her ear, whilst riding her like a jockey from left for dead 2

"nah dude, don't talk to that bitch, I heard she let a dude 'jockey' her and record it bro"

"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"

"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"

by Skinny White Pimpin May 24, 2020


Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer July 28, 2013


Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.

Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.

by StickJockey February 23, 2023


Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

by CaliSchmob March 18, 2021


Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.

"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"

by CjWolfman July 1, 2013