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Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.
This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.
"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"
Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."
"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"
A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.
Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.