July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day

Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow

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July 10th

The date when the biggest mandem is born.
This mandem will grow up to be some next level Pablo Escobar, terrorist, or a multimillionaire business man
This blood messes about during childhood and enlightens other peoples lives

This mandem is a true blessing from god

Person1:when were you born
Persson2:July 10th
Person1:omg I'm so happy to have you in my life

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4 July

This is my best friends birthday Sean :) don’t fuck it up

yea I made this np Sean 4 july

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July 14th

Whoever’s born on July 14th is a top and they should know it. 😜

“Omg she’s born on July 14th?! She could top me”

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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.

"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...

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July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!

Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes

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July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

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