KYS (keep yourself safe)

There is a difference in KYS (Kill Yourself) and KYS (Keep Yourself Safe). One being a suicide threat, and the other one being a form of generosity thinking about others and their life.

You: You should KYS

Billie Eilish: "Fuck, that's it *gets knife*"
You: No it means KYS (Keep yourself safe)
Billie Eilish: "oh thanks" *humanity restored

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keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

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keep your opinions to yourself

It means that someone does not want to hear your opinionsI

Peter : I think this room looks drab. Jen: Keep your opinions to yourself!

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keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

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shut up and keep going

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking

"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"

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keep your bobber up

To "keep your bobber up" means to have erections often by surrounding yourself with beautiful woman on a daily basis. (Sexually)

On a daily basis you are pleased by a woman. So you say to your buddy "hey keep your bobber up" kinda like good luck out there

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keep my number low

Not wanting numerous sexual partners.

I'm not going to sleep with him. I'm trying to keep my number low.

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