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Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

by NotYourBoo22 November 03, 2018


As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019


i'm on my knees

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head

i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023


Knee deep In cum

Cumming so hard

When your sister walks in your room “I’m knee deep in cum

by Cumming monster January 12, 2022


bad knee day

Similar to a bad hair day, but instead of having nasty looking hair, the victim has nasty looking knees. May result in dryness, stubble from shaving, rashes and/or birthmarks.

Most often used by women.

Wow, look at all that stubble. I'm sure having a bad knee day today!

by Hazzat April 23, 2010


Dis-knee to the groin

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies

Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 09, 2016


Deep Knee Bends

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied

"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"

by D. Bloch October 11, 2011