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Taking a outdoor dump in a public place in a downtown or suburban setting.
While walking to work, I noticed someone had been doing some urban logging on the sidewalk.
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When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
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When you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge turd called a lobby log
When we finally arrived at our Holiday Inn off of I-90, I left a lobby log so I wouldn't pollute our hotel room.
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When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt
Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!
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when you poop in someones mouth then make them give you head.
i hate that bitch i want to give her a log jammer.
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