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Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016


Logical

When scientist try to replicate what's in Romi Oren's brain

Its logical

by Einav234 November 24, 2017


Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023


2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.

Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boybehavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.

by YungstarProd March 22, 2024


Logic Frogging

Verb. Hopping from one point to another with no real valid logical argument, thus causing them circular logic.

Frank was logic frogging all over the place in that debate. One minute he was discussing health care, the next he talked about sharks and their lack of health issues.

by MagicManmunny April 9, 2010


Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

by peepeepoopoo201 April 26, 2022


ashton logic

when a person is using a big brain response with good logic

Hey! That was pretty smart. Guess you are using Ashton logic

by OkayyLoserr December 25, 2020