A guy Wigh an extremely large penis. Like 100 inches atleast double of what Emils have
Soe thats a Big Mads-Emil we got right there
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Being in a crowded tent for a period of time causing complete hysteria and insane behavior. Usually fatal.
*middle of the night in a tent*
Avi: Jules are you ok your eyes are all bloodshot?
Jules: IM FUCKING FINE
Sam: I think he has tent madness. why are you holding a bat?
Jules: *Starts to beat the others with a baseball bat*
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When talking to more than 4 people online. All have some bizarre story to tell and consider it imporant, so if you don't reply within 5 seconds of their last message, they get upset and send you 11 consecutive messages spelling out "w-h-e-r-e-a-r-e-y-o-u." The "message recieved" sound repeats over and over and you begin getting a headache. It's a state which should be avoided by all means.
"Mustaf, Lili, Big Moe, and Tinkers were trying to tell me what had happened at Mama Joe's party--all at the same time. It was IM Madness!"
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celebrating after Fap Free Feb.
jerking off as much as you can
Danny: hows your march madness going so far?
Brian: im upto 47
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Mad Figgerish is a term used to describe someone who is completely childish, talks while no one listens or cares, grunts continuously and makes countless unwanted sounds, reads news articles out loud, always uses an outside voice indoors, unexplainably says the word "coochie" often, mixes two random words to make up a so-called legitimate word, answers questions which are directed at other individuals - not yourself, and makes up answers without having a clue regarding accuracy or relevance. The term Mad Figgerish is derived from an actual person possessing all of the above qualities and attributes.
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just use the word 'coochie' as a verb? Your dumb ass is Mad Figgerish!
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just won't go to sleep that night as a result, probably bang the brains out of his girlfriend too... just utter madness
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Something you say when you're explaining an awkward moment you experienced to someone .
Ex :
Jon : So me and Gina were having sex the other day, when her mom walks in and is just staring us .
Chris : Damn dude, that sounds mad awks !
Ex 2 :
*walking out of math class*
George : Man that was mad awks just sitting in silence, after Mrs Smith yelled at us .
Harold : Yeah man it sucked !
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