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The act of juggling and masturbating at the same time.
I have a new hobby.. Juggling Masturbation!
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its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.
air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down
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Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...
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Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack
Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.
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The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
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Talking about important subjects rationally and objectively and making perfect sense but not taking action towards helping the situations.
Examples of Intellectual Masturbation: Saying things like "If all the rich people in the world gave X % of their money, a lot of world problems would be solved." , or "The money that goes into American Idol could save millions of lives." without doing anything about the issues.
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A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.
The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.
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