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So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)
oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out
A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion
Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!
You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.
My Best Mate Forever just bought me a ring for my birthday.
Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.
Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.
The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy
She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate