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He had a farm until a fast food chain stole it
-Old McDonald had a farm
-E-I-E-I-O
tastes like shit, only the apple slices are good
ew i just ate mcdonalds it tastes like shit
A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.
Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.
McDonalds is a popular fast-food restaurant and is well known all over the world. They are known best for their Chicken McNuggets, Varieties of burgers and fries. They sell miniature toys in happy meal boxes to excite children and make them happy. They charge you a decent price for meals to make people want to buy from their restaurant.
“I love McDonalds, I don’t have to spend a lot of money but still get the satisfaction of eating their food and feeling full”
The surname all ignorant, sub-consciously racist, white British males have. Thinks all black people are from tribes, all Latinos love and eat burritos, and that white people are oppressed. "I'm not racist I have black friends" ass nigga.
Nigga 1: Yo did you here what MrMcdonald said in his last class
Nigga 2: Yeah he asked me which tribe I'm from
Nigga 3: Damn nigga isn't you rich and from the city?
Nigga 2: Yeah bro I told him that and he just asked "but what tribe are you from" again
Nigga 4: Lmao tribe ass nigga
Mr McDonald: That wasn't racist I have black friends
Nigga 2: Oh my bad bro I didn't know