Another nickname for Michael Jackson's large penis.
Mike Jr. Is really showing today
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Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
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Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.
Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.
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to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery
"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"
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A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..
Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!
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A guy with a really short penis
Oh Tom, you're such a Micro Mike
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7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.
Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.
Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?
My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.
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