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the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"
"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"
Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes
The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.
1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection
4 consecutive goals in a playoff series
Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"
Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.