Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(

Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

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Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

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funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids

A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.

Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?

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I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it

Organs and zombies might be on there way so if they do come they might eat us with there chicken nuggets with when they merge together they wool and wool can be really useful to help make a bedrock and play minecraft and hit fortnite in the face

I am batman with a banana and i am funny and i think you know it so gifs are fun like pp squirt that so cute longest mug gooX

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Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

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dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

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Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

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