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A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.
This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.
The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
My ex-girlfriend Dani was a stay at home girlfriend.
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Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
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When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
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She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues
My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.
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when a group of your ex-girlfriends get together
You really want to avoid an ex-girlfriend junction
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The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.
"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."
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What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?
Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
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