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The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"
21👍 8👎
The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.
That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.
The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.
Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.
Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number
Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself
One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.