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my number eight

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."

Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."

by Kimmi Hauser September 23, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 3, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pump Number 9

The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.

Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.

by Scientismo March 25, 2022


haha funny number

69 and 420

Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number

by ok bruh March 22, 2021


Guy number 50

A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.

That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.

by NixDics July 14, 2021


Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 25, 2020


Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018