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Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."
Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."
13👍 4👎
The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated
actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2
A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"
21👍 8👎
The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.
Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?
Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops
One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.
A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.
That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.
Man: 69 and 420
Random person: lmao
another person: haha funny number
The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.
Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.