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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod October 8, 2013


josh nuts

funny prank to mess with your friends

persion: josh
person 2: who is josh
person: josh nuts

by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020


unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013


Nut intern

The name for a girl who you're teaching to handle your balls appropriately. A ball handling virgin.

"I had this super cool milf last night that I made my nut intern" "nut interns are the best because they believe anything"

by Mamasdrunk March 28, 2015


Nut Recharge

When one male places the head of his erect penis against the head of another erect males penis so they're urethras are lined up with each other and one of the males ejaculates into the other males urethra recharging the other males nut.

my boy joey came in clutch and gave me a nut recharge before my girl came over

by I am Kerm July 25, 2019


Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.

Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.

by Long Strong DeJong November 19, 2015


Bumpin Nuts

1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.

2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.

Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.

by Utah Rob December 3, 2020