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The real name of the 44th president of the United States. An absolute fraud of a human being, lying and promising preposterous scenarios if elected. Despite not having any experience or discernible talent, aside from the ability to read a TelePrompTer, convinced millions of lemmings with the help of a complicit media, of every age, race and creed to actually vote for him in November of 2008. After almost a full term in office, it became increasingly obvious that not only did his lack of experience hinder his ability, but he was not the genius that he was billed to be, but instead a far-left, obtuse, unyielding, narcissistic, class warfaring, Marxist, idealogical dolt. Absolutely in over his head, he is either purposely leading the United States to the presipice of destruction or too dense to turn it around. Either way it's terrifying.
"Dude did you hear Barry Obama say there were 57 states? What an absolute clusterfuck!"
"Hey, did you see Barry Obama mispronounce 'Corpsman' over and over in front of military personnel? What an embarrassing moron."
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A condition causing people to think that Obama secretly believes everything they believe, but is pretending to be a conservative, pro-war, wall street crony, just to get re-elected.
"Obama is just saying and doing these things to get re-elected."
"Uh, dude, take off your Obama Goggles."
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A very cool and peaceful about to be US President. He is also supposed to be the first black president of the US. He will be a wonderfull replacement for Bush. Still, I am not American but still I wish I could vote for him. The best part is is that he will be like Bush who blamed Canada for all of his troubles. He is so nice compared to Bush
Go Barack Obama!!!!!!!!!
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Someone who is an obvious simpleton or moron. Derived from blaming everything on the President.
You: Hey! That lady just cut me off and nearly took out that woman and her kid!
Me: She must have voted for Obama
You: Where is our waiter? It's been 20 minutes and he hasn't even gotten our drink order yet.
Me: He must have voted for Obama.
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The Whitehouse.
D.C. Tour Guide: And over there is the Obama building.
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This Facebook page used to be a funny one where they joked about Brock from Pokemon being Barack Obama but after a while the page became hacked by a very ignorant and stupid person who filled the page with racist,sexist,homophobic and just hateful things directed towards people such as, Women,African American races,Jews,Homosexuals etc...and if you try to tell them to stop then they will just insult you with a variety of internet memes and overused insults.They also make fun of people who died in tragic events such as 9/11 and the Holocaust and think its funny when it clearly is not.These people do not have anything better to do with they're lives then do this when they think its right to do when it is not.The stuff that people post on this page is offensive to any type of group of people and the people who post it are known as trolls which means internet bully and they entertain themselves with this because they can not say it in real life to those groups of people.This page is wrong,offensive and completely unnecessary.
Joe:hey Alex did you see the post that Brock Obama posted about a joke about 9/11?
Alex:Yea that idiot! my mother died in that and i tried to tell them please do not do that they just called me a faggot!
Joe:that guy needs a life.
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Obama is this guy that I used to think was really cool, but then I realised that he's just like other Americans and is determined to get 'justice' over the BP thing.
Was a good guy.
Now a bad guy.
Give the Lockerbie thing a break, it's not justice!
Yo, I'm Obama and I won't stop until I get 'justice'.
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