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Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!
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1) Enlightenment.
2) God.
3) Divinity.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.
"The excitement of David Bowie!"
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A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards
Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz
(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.
I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David
A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”
David wood is the greatest to have ever happened
David wood > most Christian apologists
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basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field who plays on spain's national team and manchester city
Lisa: hey, who's that guy on the pitch with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: that would be David Silva.
Lisa: i want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.
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