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And to describe a Turkish guy as much as possible without GENERALIZING (by giving a good reason behind each point)and having an OBJECTIVE view:
1. appearance wise will vary more than any other country in the world, go south you'll see some that look exactly like Arabs, go east, you'll see some that look like Russians, go towards the black sea region you'll find towns with just blonde and blue eyed people, go towards Kazakhstan you'll find people who look like Asians.
2. Most , almost all , are Muslims , however are very open minded and will never pass judgments on someone who wishes to follow their own religion (look up Ottoman Empire and their culture)
3. Tend to be very...extremely brave (hence the adjective: Turk), but this usually acts against them, as they cant act political or just simply smart, but instead just attack with everything they have. (look up past wars and you'll see what i mean)
4. (this is a bit of generalizing) - but... tend to respect their girl (not some b****) i mean a proper gf (fiance-wife-whatever) like hell - and reason im saying this is the general culture...i.e. MOST Turkish guys are brought up from age 4 to respect females no matter what...
don't believe me?
Again look at their culture and background...
also if you really want to try it out... just raise your voice in turkey to a girl at a club or restaurant -i guarantee you'll be confronted by at least 5 guys warning you to act right.
(AGAIN , there are exceptions)
5. Connected to Point 4 - if your a tourist and a female, visiting turkey, especially for the beaches and nightclubs... please don't expect the decent ones to approach you after they hear you slowly saying "no Turkish, only English" to the bartender... there are Turkish guys (like in all other countries) love to f*** foreign pu*** - And will chat you up till next morning just to get some.
For now that's all i can think of.
"turkish guy".
"turkish guy"
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A avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Performance".
Julia: I thought about you today, I saw a performance guy on Route 1.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.
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A man named Danny who pretends to have tourrets. He yells cuss words everywhere and is a comedian.
Son: Dad!
Tourrets guy: Fuck you kid you're a dick!!!
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A man, usually single, whose strategy to attract women is pandering and false. He can be recognized when he fits a pattern of using friendship as a pretense to demonstrate his niceness and then resenting her for not becoming attracted to him after he does so.
I thought he was a nice guy before he started acting like of those inter-city window washers: doing 'nice' things I didn't ask for then feeling entitled to being paid. No way I'm fucking that creep.
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The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Person 1: No matter how bad you have it, there's always someone worse off than you.
Person 2: Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
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Very formulaic and repetative mainstream animated comedy. Other than a few jokes that could be cast-offs from the NEWER series of The Simpsons, half the humour starts with words such as "remember the time when..." which lead into some "humorous" random flashback sequence, the other half being visual references to pop culture past and present that you can see coming from a mile off... Loses it's freshness well within the 3 episode mark.
Also manages to spawn annoying catch phrases that trendies and wannabe liberal hipsters like to repeat.
The fans are usually irritating too.
Kid 1: family guy iz so awesum!1
Kid 2: No, go and watch some Blackadder, Red Dwarf, or if you realy need animated comedy, South Park. At least they don't resort to 1937284562 "remember the time when..." jokes
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The one you go to for advice. Who can turn your sad days into happy days. The one guy that knows all your secrets, that you tell anything and everything to, who protects you and only wants the best for you. The first person you tell your happy and sad news who always is the first one that comes to mind. The friend that you can't wait to talk to because no matter how boring of a day you've had, there's always tons of things to share. This is the friend who takes up the majority of your minutes/texts. Who you cannot see your life without.
You are my rock, my go to guy, the one friend that completes me.
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