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Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close
Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks
Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend
Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"
Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it
Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes
When you beat your dick with hot sauce.
"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."
Circle jerk around a campfire to extinguish the fire
The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night