The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing
When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.
After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.
Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
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