bro job

v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.

Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"

Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"

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Bro Sesh

The homosocial, nonsexual bonding between men from the age of 16 up where men discuss manly things in a masculine environment such as a dive bar, a house with a TV and beer pong table. The Bro Sesh may sometimes include, but is not limited to the use of tobacco products, recreational drugs, and alcohol.

Football Sunday, Pregame, Man time, Bro Sesh

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Bro talk

the act of having a discussion between bros about the ladies, general things, certain situations, and the ladies. Usually to straighten things out with a friend or group of friends.

What is a bro ?

Evan: Bro talk?
Kevin: Yeah bro talk mayn.
Evan: Sick bro. You should totally get at so-and-so.
Kevin: Yeah I know bro.
Evan: So go pussy!

Evan: Good. Did you see how fine she looked?
Kevin: Yumps. She got tits like Jesus.
Evan: Fashoda.

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Bro Job

A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.

Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.

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bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

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bro out

Chilling with your "bros", listening to Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews, John Mayor, watching family guy, playing came cube, drinking Natty Light, bringing a black dildo to your bros house and loving every second of it.

Going to your bros house to talk about any of the above activities.

Bro 1: Bro, whatchu doin' tonight bro?
Bro 2: Bro, nothing, bro, nothing going on bro.
Bro 1: Bro, you wanna get together and just chill?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, maybe we can just bro out!!
Bro 1: Yeah bro lets go to my room and talk about it. I can't wait to bro out with you, bro!!!

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College Bro

Abercrombie shirt. Birkenstock sandals, cargo pants, sideways hat. Likes Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, rap, you know...just a bro. Similar to immature frat guys.

I'm worried about the state of bro in america.

Those college bros are such douchebags.

Bro rape among college bros is a big problem in america.

The bro came over with a 24 pack of Natural Ice, gamecube, and a big black dildo soaked in axe.

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