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A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.
Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.
Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.
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The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.
Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.
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A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers
YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!
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To drop a huge turd in the shitter.
Gotta go destroy the bowl and snap off a deuce!
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Columbia Heights Deuce
Deuce is a street gang or clique that was originated in the early to mid 2000's in the city Columbia heights. They are mainly white but have members of other races. They were very active for several years and had several known members arrested for crimes ranging from drugs to assaults.
As far as I know they are not affiliated with any of other gangs in the area and seem to be quiet but still active.
Oh you graduated from Columbia Heights, Well you must be Columbia Heights Deuce.
Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.
The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!
To be entirely void of fecal matter for ready expulsion; to no longer be able to deuce.
Marcus would have settled down on the john again for round number two, but he was all deuced out.
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