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a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity.
b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.
You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
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When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.
The tables have turned darkness!
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A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
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dude it wasnt even a kiss more of a peck on the cheek and aloce was gonna give us gum so it's perfectly justified besides, im andy the one who recieved the kiss
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Drinking under the table means to hide drinks at a party and to drink them from under the table when no ones looking. Is often done by underage people.
Leo was caught drinking under the table last Saturday and his mother has grounded him for a month.
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When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!
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To be honest about your feelings and intentions
I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.