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An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!
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1.You are missing out if you have not had Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
2.Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal to ever exist. Facts.
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When you are too poor to eat out for lunch and you end up eating cereal because it is easier to make than Ramen.
"I wanted to go out and eat today, but I'm broke as hell right now. I guess I'll stay home and eat some Cinnamon Toast Lunch."
This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.
The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!
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When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.
Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.
Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.
Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.
Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
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