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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.
"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"
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The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.
Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
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when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
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On the 15th of may its open your mind day, so you gotta open up your mind to anyone n tell them your feelings n anything your struggling with.
Open your mind day
/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public
Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?
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when a couple are in an open relationship, but one of the couple is the more active participant in sexual activity, or is the only person sexually active with other ppl
That is Bill and Mary, they are in a Soft Open Relationship. He mostly does all the sexual activity, but she watches, and sometimes joins in on the sex
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