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A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.
While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!
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The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.
Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.
Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.
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To be horny. A renewed sense of freshness in the crotch area. Want for affection and attention in a romantic and/or sexual sense.
I've been wanting to meet a boy lately. Damn this springtime in the pants!
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The day that most call Thursday...
"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"
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A common slur for Italians with a bad sense of fashion. The victims of the slur usually follow the most popular trends even if it calls for reinventing the word tacky.
Did you see the purple pants mongrels? They were both wearing their louis vuitton man-purses with matching purple jeans.
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pants which must be purchased because the wearer has gained so much weight
I have to go buy some fat pants today because I gained so much weight at the company's free luncheons, that my old ones are too small. What's that about?
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a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.
A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!
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