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Paper Champ

A player and/or team that is statistically superior to one's opponent and is viewed as the almost guaranteed victor in an upcoming match, yet is unable to achieve victory over said opponent.

The undefeated New England Patriots were beaten by the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII, proving the Patriots to be nothing but paper champs.

by sd561 October 10, 2008

25πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Paper Planes

The most ANNOYING and OVERPLAYED song I have heard since I was a youngin.

Please, stop playing it and humming along.

And if you know the words, sick, but please. PLEASE keep it to yourself T_T

"I fly like paper, get high like pl--*punched in face*"
That's what happens if you start singing Paper Planes

by Celvy September 12, 2008

127πŸ‘ 540πŸ‘Ž


Paper MachΓ©

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper machΓ© of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper machΓ©'d her ass.

by Jon Griz February 29, 2008

10πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


paper moon

1. "sitting on a Xerox machine and making copies of your bare bum in order to proposition dates" (if bare bumming it is too much, a safer less risque alternative might involve panties)

think 40 days 40 nights...only example coming to mind. Paper moon. Need i say more?

by kinky office slut August 1, 2006

17πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Paper Girl

A girl that's not a prostitute but will still sleep with you for money.

This kid dragged me to go clubbing! But hey, that was great. Those two paper girls last night were pretty good.

by Lastgodofwar September 23, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


scrap paper

Paper that is rather enjoyable, and brings about much pleasure, if scrapped.

Oh... yes... scrap that paper...

by Jesus and the League of superfriends November 19, 2004

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 9, 2005

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž