Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.