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NG Penguin

Nerd

The NG Penguin is stupid

by Foizz November 28, 2020


Penguin shot

A penguin shot is when one person gargles a shot of alcohol in their mouth and then spits the shot into someone else’s mouth.

It’s so hot when you get a penguin shot from the boy you like.

by Stittlin January 2, 2021


Silly Penguin Again

When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion

Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again

by MalachiTheDon February 27, 2019


Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.

Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...

by bpennn April 10, 2011


Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 4, 2017


Penguin chick

1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.

2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.

"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."

"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."

by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021


Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by March 5, 2023