village people

Individuals who are in denial about their homosexuality.

I heard Jack likes to take it up the ass. He's one of the village people.

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Black People

A term that refers to the race of humans most recently decended from Africa, regardless of current country of residence. The exception is that it doesn't normally refer to people of Egyptian decent, since they appear to be mostly closely aasociated with Brown People.

Some black people are now Canadian, but there ancestors are still from Africa.

I don't think Egyptians count as black people.

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homophobic people

People who aren't tolerant of gays for all the right reasons of course. They are very based people and hold strong traditional and conservative traits.

Guy 1: We need more homophobic people.
Guy 2: Facts. We need to condemn this shit, let Operation: Pridefall begin!

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white people

The only race that changes colors.

PersonA: You look a little red there child.
PersonB: Damn white people always changing colors when they're sick or hot.

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british people

Our brothers from across the pond. They have funny accents and like to drink hot tea. Somewhat bitter about losing the American Revolution. Most Brits are extremely liberal like our sisters from up north (Canada). They don't take too kindly to our "rights to bear arms" and usually address the subject of Americans as "Bastards!" and/or "ignorant fools". They gave us The Beatles, The Office, "Charlie" from LOST and well Ozzy Osbourne. :)
EXAMPLE:
(Sharon's dog pees on the carpet)
OZZY: "Who pissed? Who pissed on my ***** ***** carpet!you f**** **(BEEP)**** ***(BEEP)***********(BEEP)***********."

British people: "I got a flat for let"
American: "WHAT?"
British people: "Sorry, I have an apartment that's for sale"

Guy1:What kind of sick people came up with the Spice Girls?
Guy2:British People
Guy1: Oh..that explains a lot.

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white people

*targets POC*

Black person: those damn white people keep snitchin for no reason *rolls eyes*
White person: *starts crying* "I'm the victim here"

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pallet people

People who burn pallets to heat their home in the winter. Pallet people can be found by looking for run-down homes with satellite tv dishes and pallets stacked up in their front yard.

Get a load of them pallet-people, they can't even park in their driveway with all those pallets in the way.

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