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A fictional animal from ratchet and clank
Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?
Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!
When you have sex in the shower.
boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that
A euphemism for masturbation.
Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."
As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.
It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!
A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "
Little girl:can I pet that dawg?
Woman: No
Man:...
Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???
Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂
Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.