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A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.
After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.
Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.
Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.
A man who sucks a married mans pee pee
wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE
A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
An insult used against someone who is a nuisance, or acting like a Faggatron 3000 . Describes the "ARRGHH" sound one makes when their face is in a pillow during anal sex.
"You're being a total pillow pirate Joe"
A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt
Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"
Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.