DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.
To make one loose his train of thought.
Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!
The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!
Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.
Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony
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The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.
Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1
Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.
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President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.
Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020
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