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By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.
Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker
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In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.
Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.
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a word you can use for basicaly anything
that dude dont even understand whats happening hes all pooped up or whys that kids knee all pooped up
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When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.
Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.
When your turtle head hits your underwear...
Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!
When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.
Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.
I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?
I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.